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Post by kaiphranos on Jan 7, 2024 20:50:40 GMT
A rabbit and a snake are friends, and enjoy meeting for regular games of DBA. One week the snake mentions that his cousin from South America will be visiting next week and would be interested in seeing what this game is all about. The rabbit agrees, and so the next week the snake and his cousin show up at the rabbit's place, ready to play. The rabbit and the snake play a couple of games as a demonstration, and then the rabbit asks the snake if his cousin would like to try. The snake and his cousin confer for a minute or two in Spanish. "He says he's interested in Steppe armies, something with lots of Light Horse," the snake relays to the rabbit.
The rabbit goes over to his shelf, pulls out a few boxes, sorts through them, and finally suggests, "I've got Scythians, will those do?"
The snake checks with his cousin, then after a moment he turns to the rabbit, shrugs, and shakes his head. "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got Huns, Bun."
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Post by Brian Ború on Jan 14, 2024 12:19:56 GMT
A short time after Napoleon's downfall there's a butcher who lives in one of the more run down neighbourhoods of London. As such, he constantly has to deal with petty thieves trying to steal meat out of his shop. He's not an educated man, but he becomes quite crafty in protecting his livelihood. One day, the Duke of Wellington passes by the shoppe on his way to a meeting, and sees the man at work, fighting off thieves. The Duke of Wellington is impressed, and spur of the moment, offers the butcher a generalship. His staff, very confused, asks Wellington why he's done this, to which he replies, "have you ever seen anyone so ferociously defend their flanks?!" |
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Post by jeffreythancock on Jan 14, 2024 14:06:00 GMT
Beef Wellington for all!
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Post by macbeth on Jan 14, 2024 22:43:11 GMT
D&D Standup
I went into the tyre shop to get a wheel alignment and they gave me Chaotic Evil (boom tish)
You know - back in my youth I used to date a Paladin. She was lawful good, I mean REALLY lawful good!!!
How lawful good I hear you ask
Well she thought Adultery was the stage you get to in the army after Infantry (boom tish)
And when I suggested we find a quiet place in the Dungeon to 'Bump Uglies' she just said "The correct term is 'Smite Evil!'"
thankyou thankyou
I'm here all week
Cheers
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Post by Cromwell on Jan 28, 2024 6:38:10 GMT
I am going to be dating a woman who I identifies as a wheelie bin.
Problem is I don’t know if its Tuesday or Wednesday I have to take her out!
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Post by Baldie on Jan 28, 2024 7:02:42 GMT
I am going to be dating a woman who I identifies as a wheelie bin. Problem is I don’t know if its Tuesday or Wednesday I have to take her out! Welcome back 👏 |
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Post by Cromwell on Jan 28, 2024 8:48:21 GMT
Been a while, real life took hold, small stroke bit worrying, but mustn’t grumble been years since I have been stroked😁
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Post by Cromwell on Jan 28, 2024 8:49:45 GMT
Been a while, real life took hold, small stroke bit worrying, but mustn’t grumble been years since I have been stroked😁
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Post by martin on Jan 28, 2024 9:30:34 GMT
Been a while, real life took hold, small stroke bit worrying, but mustn’t grumble been years since I have been stroked😁 Good to see you back - hope the health issue isn’t a significant one, sir…! |
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Post by Baldie on Jan 28, 2024 10:39:40 GMT
Been a while, real life took hold, small stroke bit worrying, but mustn’t grumble been years since I have been stroked😁 Good to see you back - hope the health issue isn’t a significant one, sir…! What he said. Glad you are still on the ride. |
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Post by Cromwell on Jan 28, 2024 21:33:51 GMT
Thank you Gentlemen
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Post by Brian Ború on Jan 29, 2024 14:37:22 GMT
I hate that SEPTember, OCTOber, NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. Whoever messed this up should get stabbed. However, if I recall, they did use to be the corresponding months. It was just that when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came to power, the months of July (Julius) and August (Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the number on the calendar.
In conclusion: Whoever messed this up did get stabbed.
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