Post by Cromwell on Apr 11, 2020 7:30:40 GMT
A chap goes to visit his friend who is in hospital.
In the bed next to his friend is a Chinese Gentleman covered in tubes etc.
"Whats wrong with that poor guy?" He asks
"Don't know" Replies his friend, "He doesn't speak any English
"Does anyone visit him?"
"Never seen anyone come in"
Feeling sorry for this poor guy he goes to the Chinese Gentlemans bed leans over him and says
"Are you okay old friend?"
"Ala malla mink monk" relies the Chinese chap
"Sorry, cant understand"
"Ala mallla mink monk!" he says again
"ALA MALLA MINK MONK"
The Chines chap is getting agitated.
The Chinese chaps voice trails away
A Nurse rushes up, feels for a pulse and says
"I am so sorry I am afraid he has passed away."
Our chap is very perturbed, the Chinese Gentleman's last words haunted him, what was he so desperately trying to say with his last breath.
On his way home he sees and calls into a Chinese Takeaway
"Do you speak Chinese?" He asks the proprietor
"Yes sir" Is the reply
"Please tell me, what does Ala malla mink monk mean?"
"That" Relies the Takeaway owner "Means Your standing on my oxygen pipe!"