Post by Cromwell on May 1, 2024 9:31:49 GMT
I have been away for a week with the boat on the Norfolk Broads but have returned!
Thought I would mention it in case anyone missed me, unlike the guy in my local ale house who asked “Oh, have you been away?”
Viking village has three longships. Each time they raid England two of the longships return laden with slaves and treasure, the third always comes back empty..
Annoyed at this third loss rate the village Jarl goes on the poorly performing ship to see what’s happening.
Ships return and again two are near sinking under weight of treasure, but the third has nothing. The Jarl gets off the boat ans yells to the Captain of the third boat “Your an idiot! See me in my hall in ten minutes.
Dejected the Captain goes into the great hall. He is in there an hour and finally emerges reciting over and over again
”Rape, Pillage and THEN burn!”
Thought I would mention it in case anyone missed me, unlike the guy in my local ale house who asked “Oh, have you been away?”
Viking village has three longships. Each time they raid England two of the longships return laden with slaves and treasure, the third always comes back empty..
Annoyed at this third loss rate the village Jarl goes on the poorly performing ship to see what’s happening.
Ships return and again two are near sinking under weight of treasure, but the third has nothing. The Jarl gets off the boat ans yells to the Captain of the third boat “Your an idiot! See me in my hall in ten minutes.
Dejected the Captain goes into the great hall. He is in there an hour and finally emerges reciting over and over again
”Rape, Pillage and THEN burn!”