Post by Cromwell on Oct 23, 2022 18:55:13 GMT
Sign in newsagent window near me said there was a talking dog for sale.
I went to the address and the chap said you can see him in the garden. I go in the garden and there is a really good looking black Labrador.
"Can you talk?" I asked the dog
"I certainly can" replied the dog
Once I had recovered from my shock I asked him to tell me a bit about himself.
"Well" he says "As a young Pup I went into the army, they spotted my fittness and intelligence and I was moved into the SAS. Obviously I cannot say too much, but I worked behind enemy lines gathering intelligence and detecting bobby traps. I was awarded a number of medals and recieved a Commission. When I left the army I went into to MI6 and jetted around the world spying on world leaders, terrorists and the like, I was good, who suspects a dog of eavesdropping!.
Well the jet set lifestyle took it's toll, I retired, met a nice bitch and raised a few pups. Now I am fully retired."
I was so impressed I asked the guy how much he wanted for the dog.
"£10" he said.
"Why such a low price for such a fantastic dog?!" I asked amazed
"Because" the man said "He is a lying little sod who has never been out of this garden!"
I went to the address and the chap said you can see him in the garden. I go in the garden and there is a really good looking black Labrador.
"Can you talk?" I asked the dog
"I certainly can" replied the dog
Once I had recovered from my shock I asked him to tell me a bit about himself.
"Well" he says "As a young Pup I went into the army, they spotted my fittness and intelligence and I was moved into the SAS. Obviously I cannot say too much, but I worked behind enemy lines gathering intelligence and detecting bobby traps. I was awarded a number of medals and recieved a Commission. When I left the army I went into to MI6 and jetted around the world spying on world leaders, terrorists and the like, I was good, who suspects a dog of eavesdropping!.
Well the jet set lifestyle took it's toll, I retired, met a nice bitch and raised a few pups. Now I am fully retired."
I was so impressed I asked the guy how much he wanted for the dog.
"£10" he said.
"Why such a low price for such a fantastic dog?!" I asked amazed
"Because" the man said "He is a lying little sod who has never been out of this garden!"
