Reminds me of two friends. Every evening they would go to the pub together and each have two pints before going home.
One day only one chap comes in. Orders 4 pints and sits drinking them. The Landlord asks where his friend is. "He has joined the Army and has been sent overseas. So I promised to keep our tradition alive, come in the pub and I would drink his 2 pints for him. And I will do that until he comes home"
This goes on for 6 months.
Then he comes in the pub but only orders 2 pints. "Oh no" said the Landlord "has something happened to your friend"
"No he is fine" replies the guy,"But I have given up drinking!"
"I would rather have a russet coated Captain who knows what he fights for and loves what he knows. Than he who calls himself a gentleman, and is but little else." Oliver Cromwell