A few years back, there were these three brothers who went down to Texas and started a cattle ranch. They got good land and good stock, and after a while they started doing really well. Only one problem they had...
...A Texas ranch has to have a grand and suitable name, but they couldn't decide, each of the brothers had a great idea for a name, and each insisted on his own. So the middle brother finally said, "Let's invite Father to see our place, and have him decide on the name for it."
So they sent their father the tickets, picked him up at the station, showed him all around the spread, had a prime rib from one of their own steers, with all the trimmings, for dinner...
And as they cleared the dishes and poured the coffee, they said "We've got a disagreement here, we need you to solve it for us." "Why am I not surprised ?" (chuckle)
So, the younger and the middle and the older brother each spoke their piece, with contributions from their wives. And when they'd all finished, Father drained his coffee cup, stroked his chin, and said,
"Boys, I'm really proud of you. I thought this was a crazy idea back then, but you've made this into something great.
Now, this place deserves an appropriate name, and you've all got very good ideas, but if you asked me, I would call this Focus."
I went to order some food from our new take away last night
It was an Eskimo Take Away
The menu was very restricted,
All dishes were made up of Whale meat.
All except the last one which was called "Vera Lynn Special"
I asked what was the Vera Lynn Special
"Whale meat again!" was the reply
Talking of Eskimo's:
Two Eskimo's were out fishing in their boat. One them says, "It's a bit cold isn't it?" "Yes" says the other, "I know, we'll light a fire to keep us warm." So he gets a nice fire going. Unfortunately the fire burns a hole in the bottom of the boat and it sinks. Which just goes to prove You can't have your kayak and heat it!