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Post by Cromwell on Apr 1, 2020 12:45:14 GMT
Those of us in the UK have been told to expect a letter from our Prime Minister Boris Johnson regarding the situation and plans for the COVID-19 outbreak.
As we known Boris Johnson has in fact contracted COVID-19.
Therefore, I, for one, will not be opening that letter until I am assured that Boris did NOT lick the envelope down before he popped it in the post box.
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Post by stevie on Apr 1, 2020 13:32:39 GMT
The latest government directive is that anyone with a snotty nose should paint a large yellow cross on their front door.
Sacrificing a virgin to appease the gods is the next step...
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Post by Cromwell on Apr 1, 2020 16:13:20 GMT
The latest government directive is that anyone with a snotty nose should paint a large yellow cross on their front door. Sacrificing a virgin to appease the gods is the next step... You want to live where I do. The reason Jesus was not born in Dereham Norfolk was that the good Lord was unable to find three wise men and a virgin. Also I am clean out of yellow paint. As we are in lock down the paint shop is shut. Life sure gets tedious.
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