Post by stevie on Mar 3, 2020 3:33:35 GMT
To go alongside the II/55b 'Blimey, no blades' (cos they ain't got no blades), here are some others:-
The famous hit songs by II/38c Juan-juan (♫ "Girls on Film", "Hungry like a Wolf", and "Wild Boys"♪).
(Better than ♫ "Don’t you want me"♪ by the I/57 Etruscan League)
While we are at it, there’s the II/24 Rhoxolani (with Brian Ferry singing ♫ "Do the Strand", “Love is a drug”,
and “Jealous Guy”♪)
I/3 Nubian army should be reserved for players new to DBA.
(III/12 Christian Nubian is for religious new players)
II/57 Later Moorish, cos like Jaffa cakes you can’t have enough of ‘em. 😋
(The II/68 Pictish are fussy eaters)
I/15 Later Amorites (I thought they all died out at the end of the Cretaceous?).
(IV/50 Palaiologan Byzantines are people who go looking for Amorites)
I/23 Vedic Indians (“This man is wounded. Vedic! Vedic!”).
I/30 Geometric Greeks (“the sum of the square of the hypotenuse and all that...”).
III/75 Islamic Berber (a Moslem bloke that cuts your hair).
I/51 Sargonid Assyrians (the lowest form of wit). 🙄
(This also includes the II/69 Sassanids)
I/17 Hyksos, for dog-sledding through snow (“mush there little doggies, mush, mush...”)
I/33 Villanovian Italians (the Mafia).
IV/34 Trapezuntine Byzantines (a circus army).
II/33 Polybian Romans (“Polly wants a cracker”...”it’s a dead parrot”...).
(Also includes IV/12 Polynesians)
IV/30 Teutonic Orders (“Five pints of German beer please...without the froth!”). 🍺
(IV/38 Murcian & Granadine is some sort of cocktail...for the ladies).
IV/80 Hussites (naughty ladies). 👯♀️
II/52 Dacians (the Dacia Duster is a silly name for a car...and it’s pronounced wrong).
(III/63 Early Polish is something middle-class people do to their cars on a Sunday morning.
IV/66 Later Polish is for those that do it after Sunday lunch)
II/66 Early Vandal (me when I was younger).
II/58 Alan, III/5 Frank, III/48 Rus, and III/52 Norman (all mates of mine).
III/32 Volga Bulgars (players who like dirty jokes).
IV/53 Mixtec, Zapotec & West Mexicans (a South American Marx Brothers tribute group).
IV/55 Ottomans (upholstered furniture to store stuff in).
IV/47 Golden Horde (Phil Barker’s bank balance).
And who doesn’t like a nice fluffy II/61d Khitan. 😸
(See also fanaticus.boards.net/thread/1149/cats-battle )
As for II/62 Horn-of-Africa...I’m saying nothing.
The famous hit songs by II/38c Juan-juan (♫ "Girls on Film", "Hungry like a Wolf", and "Wild Boys"♪).
(Better than ♫ "Don’t you want me"♪ by the I/57 Etruscan League)
While we are at it, there’s the II/24 Rhoxolani (with Brian Ferry singing ♫ "Do the Strand", “Love is a drug”,
and “Jealous Guy”♪)
I/3 Nubian army should be reserved for players new to DBA.
(III/12 Christian Nubian is for religious new players)
II/57 Later Moorish, cos like Jaffa cakes you can’t have enough of ‘em. 😋
(The II/68 Pictish are fussy eaters)
I/15 Later Amorites (I thought they all died out at the end of the Cretaceous?).
(IV/50 Palaiologan Byzantines are people who go looking for Amorites)
I/23 Vedic Indians (“This man is wounded. Vedic! Vedic!”).
I/30 Geometric Greeks (“the sum of the square of the hypotenuse and all that...”).
III/75 Islamic Berber (a Moslem bloke that cuts your hair).
I/51 Sargonid Assyrians (the lowest form of wit). 🙄
(This also includes the II/69 Sassanids)
I/17 Hyksos, for dog-sledding through snow (“mush there little doggies, mush, mush...”)
I/33 Villanovian Italians (the Mafia).
IV/34 Trapezuntine Byzantines (a circus army).
II/33 Polybian Romans (“Polly wants a cracker”...”it’s a dead parrot”...).
(Also includes IV/12 Polynesians)
IV/30 Teutonic Orders (“Five pints of German beer please...without the froth!”). 🍺
(IV/38 Murcian & Granadine is some sort of cocktail...for the ladies).
IV/80 Hussites (naughty ladies). 👯♀️
II/52 Dacians (the Dacia Duster is a silly name for a car...and it’s pronounced wrong).
(III/63 Early Polish is something middle-class people do to their cars on a Sunday morning.
IV/66 Later Polish is for those that do it after Sunday lunch)
II/66 Early Vandal (me when I was younger).
II/58 Alan, III/5 Frank, III/48 Rus, and III/52 Norman (all mates of mine).
III/32 Volga Bulgars (players who like dirty jokes).
IV/53 Mixtec, Zapotec & West Mexicans (a South American Marx Brothers tribute group).
IV/55 Ottomans (upholstered furniture to store stuff in).
IV/47 Golden Horde (Phil Barker’s bank balance).
And who doesn’t like a nice fluffy II/61d Khitan. 😸
(See also fanaticus.boards.net/thread/1149/cats-battle )
As for II/62 Horn-of-Africa...I’m saying nothing.
