Slightly rude Joke, but I am telling it anyway!
Nov 17, 2019 9:52:41 GMT
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Post by Cromwell on Nov 17, 2019 9:52:41 GMT
A young man straight out of University with a good degree applies to Join the Royal Air Force as a commissioned Officer.
He passes the paper sift and attends the selection process. He obtains top marks in the aptitude, leadership, problem solving and physical skills. He shines in the interview stage.
He makes it through to the final interview. He sits opposite the assessing Group Captain, who says
" You have excelled in all aspects of the selection process, however we cannot offer you a commission in the Royal Air Force."
Taken aback the young man asks why, the Group Captain looks uncomfortable and says
"Well, it's a bit embarrassing, it's something that showed up on your medical assessment."
"Oh my! Am I ill, or have a disease or something I don't know about?" The lad asks panic stricken.
"No, No," Reassures the Group Captain "It was noticed during the examination that you have been circumcised."
"Why does that stop me obtaining a commission?" The lad asks indignantly
"Well" says the Group Captain, "If you wish to be an Officer in the Royal Air Force you have to be a complete prick!"
He passes the paper sift and attends the selection process. He obtains top marks in the aptitude, leadership, problem solving and physical skills. He shines in the interview stage.
He makes it through to the final interview. He sits opposite the assessing Group Captain, who says
" You have excelled in all aspects of the selection process, however we cannot offer you a commission in the Royal Air Force."
Taken aback the young man asks why, the Group Captain looks uncomfortable and says
"Well, it's a bit embarrassing, it's something that showed up on your medical assessment."
"Oh my! Am I ill, or have a disease or something I don't know about?" The lad asks panic stricken.
"No, No," Reassures the Group Captain "It was noticed during the examination that you have been circumcised."
"Why does that stop me obtaining a commission?" The lad asks indignantly
"Well" says the Group Captain, "If you wish to be an Officer in the Royal Air Force you have to be a complete prick!"
