Here is a naughty story for you. It’s not a joke, but an actual event.
A..er...‘friend’ of mine, checking his favourite organ after a night of passion, noticed a ring of small scabs around the base of his todger. Worried that he might have caught something unmentionable from the woman, he went to the hospital for a check-up. After quite a long wait the specialist called him into his office and began the examination. “Hmmm” said the doctor, looking through a very powerful desk magnifying glass so that he could to see all the details. After a long time he eventually announced to my sweating friend “yes, nothing to worry about, I’ve seen this before”. “It’s teeth marks”!
Last Edit: Nov 17, 2019 12:41:14 GMT by stevie: True story...the identity of 'my friend’ has been omitted to prevent further embarrassment.☺