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Post by Cromwell on Nov 17, 2019 9:52:41 GMT
A young man straight out of University with a good degree applies to Join the Royal Air Force as a commissioned Officer.
He passes the paper sift and attends the selection process. He obtains top marks in the aptitude, leadership, problem solving and physical skills. He shines in the interview stage.
He makes it through to the final interview. He sits opposite the assessing Group Captain, who says
" You have excelled in all aspects of the selection process, however we cannot offer you a commission in the Royal Air Force."
Taken aback the young man asks why, the Group Captain looks uncomfortable and says
"Well, it's a bit embarrassing, it's something that showed up on your medical assessment."
"Oh my! Am I ill, or have a disease or something I don't know about?" The lad asks panic stricken.
"No, No," Reassures the Group Captain "It was noticed during the examination that you have been circumcised."
"Why does that stop me obtaining a commission?" The lad asks indignantly
"Well" says the Group Captain, "If you wish to be an Officer in the Royal Air Force you have to be a complete prick!"
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Post by timurilank on Nov 17, 2019 10:13:46 GMT
Rude yes, but it made my morning!
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Post by Simon on Nov 17, 2019 10:41:35 GMT
Well, as we used to say in the Royal Navy, Royal Air Force officers are like penguins - millions of them scuttling about flapping their wings and one in a million flies.
Simon
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Post by stevie on Nov 17, 2019 12:22:18 GMT
Here is a naughty story for you. It’s not a joke, but an actual event.
A..er...‘friend’ of mine, checking his favourite organ after a night of passion, noticed a ring of small scabs around the base of his todger. Worried that he might have caught something unmentionable from the woman, he went to the hospital for a check-up. After quite a long wait the specialist called him into his office and began the examination. “Hmmm” said the doctor, looking through a very powerful desk magnifying glass so that he could to see all the details. After a long time he eventually announced to my sweating friend “yes, nothing to worry about, I’ve seen this before”. “It’s teeth marks”!
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