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Post by Cromwell on Apr 15, 2019 10:46:14 GMT
A French Foreign Legionnaire requests an interview with the commanding Officer. The Sergeant Marches him into the Office and he stands to attention. "Well" says the CO "What is it?" Legionnaire "I want to leave Sir, I am Homesick!" "Well the Legion is your home now lad!" replies the CO "I know Sir, " The lad replies "And I am sick of it"! "Why did you join the Legion in the first place?" asks the CO "I joined to forget sir" came the reply. "To forget what lad? A girl, debts, a crime?" says the CO "Don't know sir, I've Forgotten!"
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Post by Simon on Apr 15, 2019 12:33:13 GMT
Thank goodness you resisted sharing the new French Foreign Legion recruit and the camel joke!!
Simon
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Post by Simon on Apr 15, 2019 12:33:29 GMT
Thank goodness you resisted sharing the new French Foreign Legion recruit and the camel joke!!
Simon
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Post by martin on Apr 15, 2019 14:53:08 GMT
Thank goodness you resisted sharing the new French Foreign Legion recruit and the camel joke!! Simon ......any reference to ugly camels involved, Simon? 😬
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Post by paddy649 on Apr 15, 2019 14:55:27 GMT
......do you know any good looking camels Martin?
🐪 🐫 🐪 🐫🐪 🐫
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Post by Simon on Apr 15, 2019 15:18:45 GMT
Thank goodness you resisted sharing the new French Foreign Legion recruit and the camel joke!! Simon ......any reference to ugly camels involved, Simon? 😬 I think we should leave people to discover the joke themselves and avoid upsetting those of a tender and sensitive disposition. Simon
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Post by martin on Apr 15, 2019 16:36:33 GMT
......do you know any good looking camels Martin? 🐪 🐫 🐪 🐫🐪 🐫 Coupla beers, and they start getting attractive 😎.....
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Post by Baldie on Apr 15, 2019 19:19:07 GMT
......any reference to ugly camels involved, Simon? 😬 I think we should leave people to discover the joke themselves and avoid upsetting those of a tender and sensitive disposition. Simon do not look up this joke
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Post by Cromwell on Apr 16, 2019 6:54:54 GMT
I should point out no Camel or Legionnaires were hurt during the creation of this thread.
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Post by Piyan Glupak on Apr 30, 2019 8:20:54 GMT
One legionnaire to another "I joined to forget her, but I can't!". Second legionnaire "What was her name?" First legionnaire "Sandra".
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